well, i'm back here again.... in blogger......blogging.... about something in my life and yada yada yada.... which just ends up to be boring. which i make up by trying to be funny. which doesn't work by the end of it all. *sigh*
this is like one of them typical Vegas moments you see in TV; person gets drunk, and one thing leads to another.... and, well, you know. in my case, a bout of insomnia and a sugar high is the cause of all this. it just takes one simple sentence ("maybe i should blog again?") to fly past my head, and voila; you wake up from your well deserved sleep, staring at your pc screen with your blogger account on it, without even remembering signing up for it. well, here's hopin' this'll lead me to wake up next to a hot chick on my bed without realizin' i'm married to her.
guess the most common thing to do is introduced myself, eh? i go by the name of Bojangles, and i'm not quite sure if i'm proud of the name. i'd use my old and common nicks, but, i prefer to be unrecognizable from some of my old acquaintances. if you're familiar with the name, then i'm sorry to say i'm no tap dancer nor movie performer like good ol' Mr.Robinson, nor do i own a restaurant, a former football player and manager, nor even a hot chick as described by the rapper Pitbull. i do however like the song "Mr. Bojangles".
at 25 years old, jobless, girlfriendless, (except for a small few) friendless, and still a virgin, you really can't blame me if i'm desperate (hitting on girls on the net), jaded, and cynical at certain times. despite all that, however, i'm not here to be emo, though that WILL happen from time to time, mind you ("CRRRAAAAWWWWWLLIIIINGGG IN MY SKIN! THESE BOT-FLY-LARVA WOUNDS, THEY WILL NOT HEEEAAAALLLL). as per title, i see myself a comic (as in a comedian), though not a good one at that, but nevertheless, i'll make you laugh and think..... or at least try to. i should also mention i'm a geek, though not hardcore. so steer away lest the idea of a fat individual, who rants and raves of animes and video games like a foolish man-child amuses you.
oh, hey, i'm also from Brunei, so i guess that makes me Bruneian? for those of you who's never heard of the country, here's an analogy: let's take a blonde girl, rating in at a 6-7, not hot, but date-able. now you're having dinner with her, and she's the almighty chatter box, talking all about Susan at accounting, Bruce from human resource, and other people you don't know nor care. and now you say to her, "You're Boring!". and that's what Brunei's like; just plain boring. aside from eating outside and shopping, not a lot to do here.
about the blog; like every other, there's gonna be daily life "Dear Diary...", rants and raves, reviews of animes, games (outdated ones. me no have Ps3, and stuffs), TV, music, and movies (old ones. not a cinema goer.), and numerous other observations. hopefully, in a funny manner, like a comedian should;
*Seinfeld impression (bad one at that)* "Just what is up with airline foods? i mean, like, you know, right?"
yes, yes, i'll mention it again; i'm a bad comedian. what about it? well, can't think of anything else to say, so i'll sign off from here. hopefully, i won't sign up for Twitter next (gimme strength, Leno, gimme strength). to commemorate the start of this blog, let's party with a song, shall we? go thanks Mr. Colbert for introducing these guys to me: Movits! with their song "Fel Del Av Gården"
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