Hear Ye, Hear Ye.....

welp, as you may have noticed, it's been months since my last post. so what happened? take it from here, Monk....

"Here's What Happened...."

"... on your last post, you mentioned you'd make a post about Hari Raya. it would've been a perfect follow up to your last post, which was about Ramadhan. but there was a problem; you had to make frequent trips to the hospital every morning to take care of someone, stopping by a shop beforehand to see a girl under the pretense that you were just there to buy a newspaper. when that person got better, and you stopped coming to see the girl because she looked freaked out by you, you received a letter, the ones crumpled up in the trash bin in your room. it was the e-speed bill. having been unemployed for the last three months, the bills were stacking up, and at any moment, your connection would be cut off. you were one of those people who were reliant on the "Inter Nets". you couldn't risked it having it cut off and unable to download your "Japanimations" and tv shows through "Bit Torrents", so you had to find a job. it was rough on you for awhile since you haven't gotten used to it yet, and slept as soon as you got back from work. that was why you didn't make a post for a long while, because you were too occupied!"

welp, i'm guilty as charged. no escaping that. and sonovabitch, i don't know how hard i must've tried to pretend to be Monk, but he just implied that i'm some sort of stalker. next year then, folks....